Tuesday, September 16, 2003
Apology
Today it must be confessed that I used two pseudo swear words in my entries (s** off and fr*icking).
While some of you may not find these offensive, I would like to apologize to you that might find them to be so (as in the adjective). I do not know what got into me, except that maybe it was because my simulation is not working. To counter-act the negativity of said words, I would like to offer up the following:
bunny rabbits
puppy dogs
kitty cats
calfy cows
rainbows
chocolate chip cookies
non-ant infested treats from the vending machine
infectious laughter
raindrops on roses
whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles
warm woolen mittens
(What kind of person classifies a bright copper kettle as one of their favorite things?)
Now sod-off fricking Van Trapp Family singers, I am going to bed.
Today it must be confessed that I used two pseudo swear words in my entries (s** off and fr*icking).
While some of you may not find these offensive, I would like to apologize to you that might find them to be so (as in the adjective). I do not know what got into me, except that maybe it was because my simulation is not working. To counter-act the negativity of said words, I would like to offer up the following:
bunny rabbits
puppy dogs
kitty cats
calfy cows
rainbows
chocolate chip cookies
non-ant infested treats from the vending machine
infectious laughter
raindrops on roses
whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles
warm woolen mittens
(What kind of person classifies a bright copper kettle as one of their favorite things?)
Now sod-off fricking Van Trapp Family singers, I am going to bed.
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