Monday, October 13, 2003
Desperately want to:
Get hair cut.
Go to Barnes and Noble.
Buy autumnal articles of clothing.
*Make Spooky Halloween Brownies.
Watch scary movie.
But trapped under something heavy.
Halloween is the only time of year I crave scary movies in style of "Halloween," "Psycho," and "Exorcist." What a great holiday it is when we can come together to celebrate having the bejeebus scared out of us. Oh and also to worship at the alters of Snickers Bars and Satan. No folks, I was just kidding about that. Of course it is the alter of Smarties-And-Other-Candies-Picked-Off-The-Street-During-The-Western-Welcome-Week-And-Heritage-Village-Fourth-Of-July-Parades.
*Note on Spooky Halloween Brownies: I do not necessarily endorse the use of this particular Spooky Halloween Brownie recipe. In reading over it, I see no correlation between the actual ingredient list and the recipe instructions. Furthermore, I find it physically impossible to make brownies, whether spooky or not, from the listed ingredients: flour, sugar, baking soda, salt and eggs. Rather, I am inspired by it to make Spooky Halloween Brownies in this fashion:
1. Buy box of Brownies with one of those recipes on the side for the cream-cheese marbelized brownies.
2. Buy some orange food coloring and use common-sense to adapt recipe on side of box to create the spooky effect of orangy-brownies.
3. Eat them. Preferably with a glass of milk and a copy of "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Get hair cut.
Go to Barnes and Noble.
Buy autumnal articles of clothing.
*Make Spooky Halloween Brownies.
Watch scary movie.
But trapped under something heavy.
Halloween is the only time of year I crave scary movies in style of "Halloween," "Psycho," and "Exorcist." What a great holiday it is when we can come together to celebrate having the bejeebus scared out of us. Oh and also to worship at the alters of Snickers Bars and Satan. No folks, I was just kidding about that. Of course it is the alter of Smarties-And-Other-Candies-Picked-Off-The-Street-During-The-Western-Welcome-Week-And-Heritage-Village-Fourth-Of-July-Parades.
*Note on Spooky Halloween Brownies: I do not necessarily endorse the use of this particular Spooky Halloween Brownie recipe. In reading over it, I see no correlation between the actual ingredient list and the recipe instructions. Furthermore, I find it physically impossible to make brownies, whether spooky or not, from the listed ingredients: flour, sugar, baking soda, salt and eggs. Rather, I am inspired by it to make Spooky Halloween Brownies in this fashion:
1. Buy box of Brownies with one of those recipes on the side for the cream-cheese marbelized brownies.
2. Buy some orange food coloring and use common-sense to adapt recipe on side of box to create the spooky effect of orangy-brownies.
3. Eat them. Preferably with a glass of milk and a copy of "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
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