Monday, April 05, 2004
For beanie:
Hey there I am Patrick's number 1 goil!!!1!!! HE IS SO newsin' CUTE!!!!
Here is my top ten list of why Patrick is SOOO hot (sighs, giggles)
10. He is so mysterious... where the H-E-double hockey sticks is he? At first I was annoyed that his mother was always looking for him. I mean I was like she's your mom, give her a phone call or email, but then I thought, hmmm, what happened...
9. He is such a good dancer!!! I mean I am not sure, but I think I saw him dancing on the side once and it wasn't anyone I recognized him-- so maybe it was Patrick! And let's face it- if he sell's papes he MUST be a good dancer right? I mean unless he's Davey (sorry Davey fans:)
8. Okay, he is like really brave to take off on his own right? He's independent, he doesn't need his mother so he's not a Momma's boy, like Davey (sorry Davey fans:), but he must be a good son because she, like misses him and all. I'd miss him anyday!!!!
7. IS SPOT CONLON PATRICK?????!???! Okay this is the big mystery/conspracy. Who is patrick? Is he one of the newsies we know, who changed his name. Okay then--he can't be a Manhattan newsboy because his MOM looked there and didn't see him -- so maybe Brooklyn -- maybe SPOT! Goils!!! The names SPOT and Patrick BOTH have Ts and Ps. Plus SPOT spelled backwards is TOPS, which Patrick is definatly--TOPS!!!
6. Alright I know I am going to start a riot here, but I have to say it--Patrick is so much better than BLINK. Want proof?? Okay Blink has an eyepatch which means he's practically blind!! Okay is this the kind of boyfriend you want Mayor's daughters? He can't even tell you that you look hot in the short puffy skirt. Blink is also ALWAYS making dance mistakes. Okay they are like cute and all, but come on, learn the choreograhpy Blinky! Is your eyepatch getting in the way, can't see?!! I have never seen Patrick make a mistake dancing and I have never seen him where an eyepatch.
5. Not ONCE, does Patrick go after that dumb-b*** Sarah. I hate her. (ITS A HOTDOG!!!) Come to think of it, not ONCE does Denton go after Patrick like he does Davey (sorry Davey fans)
4. Is it me or do all the newsies have groady names like Itchy, Scratchy, Stinky, Snotty. I mean they sound like the seven dwarves of dirty boy land!!! Patrick is the name of a real man--a real big boy (like Davey says)
3. Okay he is so hot!!!!! Why?? Because he can be whatever I want baby.
2. Did I mention he is so hot? Hum-a-na, hum-a-na.
1. Jack's hair is slimey, Davey can't dance, Mush has fro, Blink is way overrated, Spot lives in BROOKLYN, Race is too old, Boots is too young, Dutchy can't spell, Specs can't ever get his frickin' glass, Snickery is to depressed, the rest--eh. Patrick is the ultimate newsie whiich is why I LUV PATRICK!!!!IAMPATRICK"S GOILLLLLLL!!!!
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Hey there I am Patrick's number 1 goil!!!1!!! HE IS SO newsin' CUTE!!!!
Here is my top ten list of why Patrick is SOOO hot (sighs, giggles)
10. He is so mysterious... where the H-E-double hockey sticks is he? At first I was annoyed that his mother was always looking for him. I mean I was like she's your mom, give her a phone call or email, but then I thought, hmmm, what happened...
9. He is such a good dancer!!! I mean I am not sure, but I think I saw him dancing on the side once and it wasn't anyone I recognized him-- so maybe it was Patrick! And let's face it- if he sell's papes he MUST be a good dancer right? I mean unless he's Davey (sorry Davey fans:)
8. Okay, he is like really brave to take off on his own right? He's independent, he doesn't need his mother so he's not a Momma's boy, like Davey (sorry Davey fans:), but he must be a good son because she, like misses him and all. I'd miss him anyday!!!!
7. IS SPOT CONLON PATRICK?????!???! Okay this is the big mystery/conspracy. Who is patrick? Is he one of the newsies we know, who changed his name. Okay then--he can't be a Manhattan newsboy because his MOM looked there and didn't see him -- so maybe Brooklyn -- maybe SPOT! Goils!!! The names SPOT and Patrick BOTH have Ts and Ps. Plus SPOT spelled backwards is TOPS, which Patrick is definatly--TOPS!!!
6. Alright I know I am going to start a riot here, but I have to say it--Patrick is so much better than BLINK. Want proof?? Okay Blink has an eyepatch which means he's practically blind!! Okay is this the kind of boyfriend you want Mayor's daughters? He can't even tell you that you look hot in the short puffy skirt. Blink is also ALWAYS making dance mistakes. Okay they are like cute and all, but come on, learn the choreograhpy Blinky! Is your eyepatch getting in the way, can't see?!! I have never seen Patrick make a mistake dancing and I have never seen him where an eyepatch.
5. Not ONCE, does Patrick go after that dumb-b*** Sarah. I hate her. (ITS A HOTDOG!!!) Come to think of it, not ONCE does Denton go after Patrick like he does Davey (sorry Davey fans)
4. Is it me or do all the newsies have groady names like Itchy, Scratchy, Stinky, Snotty. I mean they sound like the seven dwarves of dirty boy land!!! Patrick is the name of a real man--a real big boy (like Davey says)
3. Okay he is so hot!!!!! Why?? Because he can be whatever I want baby.
2. Did I mention he is so hot? Hum-a-na, hum-a-na.
1. Jack's hair is slimey, Davey can't dance, Mush has fro, Blink is way overrated, Spot lives in BROOKLYN, Race is too old, Boots is too young, Dutchy can't spell, Specs can't ever get his frickin' glass, Snickery is to depressed, the rest--eh. Patrick is the ultimate newsie whiich is why I LUV PATRICK!!!!IAMPATRICK"S GOILLLLLLL!!!!
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