A Long Day's Journal Into Night

I have a bone to pick with the phone company. A few weeks ago, they made some changes somewhere and now where my phone used to say:

"You have 1 new message."

It now says:

"You have 1 unheard message."

Used to:

"To erase this message."

Now:

"To delete this messase."

Its like it went through an identity crisis and now it is trying to sound so more sophisticated with big fancy words, but it is just wasting my time.