Tuesday, June 22, 2004
On Magic Bullets at the Grassy Knolls, Alien Space Craft Landings in the Desert, and Towels...
Am considering Spinning this afternoon. Not the Rumplestiltskin-variety, the bike kind. I haven't done this, I think since circa Sophmore year at CU when Susana and I formulated the Great Towel Conspiracy Theory. Those participating in the Conspiracy fan out across the US and maybe even beyond, I suppose, to teach Spinning classes with a towel conveniantly placed over the resistance-valve-thingy on stationary bikes. These cunning conspirators tell their class to increase resistance, reaching under their towels to seemingly increase the difficulty on their own bike. But the towel conceals all!
Susana and I happened across this when we would max out our resistance-valve-thingy within the first 10 minutes of class. I mean physically, it would not turn anymore. How was it that these titans could keep increasing above and beyond, seemingly to the stars, without first exhausting their legs and second exhausting their resistance-valve-thingy? Ahhh!!! The towels!!! Of course!!! It suddenly all became very clear.
I wonder if this ring of hooligans have spread to Los Angeles...
Am considering Spinning this afternoon. Not the Rumplestiltskin-variety, the bike kind. I haven't done this, I think since circa Sophmore year at CU when Susana and I formulated the Great Towel Conspiracy Theory. Those participating in the Conspiracy fan out across the US and maybe even beyond, I suppose, to teach Spinning classes with a towel conveniantly placed over the resistance-valve-thingy on stationary bikes. These cunning conspirators tell their class to increase resistance, reaching under their towels to seemingly increase the difficulty on their own bike. But the towel conceals all!
Susana and I happened across this when we would max out our resistance-valve-thingy within the first 10 minutes of class. I mean physically, it would not turn anymore. How was it that these titans could keep increasing above and beyond, seemingly to the stars, without first exhausting their legs and second exhausting their resistance-valve-thingy? Ahhh!!! The towels!!! Of course!!! It suddenly all became very clear.
I wonder if this ring of hooligans have spread to Los Angeles...
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