A Long Day's Journal Into Night

Barbra Streisaind's hat from "What's Up, Doc?" is being auctioned off I read. I hope it goes to good home with a person who knows that snakes live in mortal fear of tile.

every town
has its up and downs
sometimes ups
out number the downs

but not in nottingham

i'm inclined to believe
if we weren't so down
we'd up and leave

we'd up and fly if we had wings for flying
can't you see the tears we're crying

can't there be some helping as for me

not in nottingham

I had the perfect plan. The movie started at 7. My step class was at 5:10. On the way to the step class I would buy a Baja Especial burrito that I would save to eat during the movie.

Alas the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.

After I paid my $5.40 for the burrito, the fire alarm went off. As the workers ran out of the kitchen they said they would make my burrito when they came back. I waited.

The fire alarm stopped and we walked back in to overhear the firefighter say they wouldn't be able to use the kitchens for awhile. The manager said I could have my money back, but the firefighter then said we had to leave the building again. 5. To late to make my class. No money, no burrito.

I am just a poor girl, nobody loves me.

Go play Where's Waldo.

Happy Earth Day ya'll. Now go recycle something.

I have a bone to pick with the phone company. A few weeks ago, they made some changes somewhere and now where my phone used to say:

"You have 1 new message."

It now says:

"You have 1 unheard message."

Used to:

"To erase this message."

Now:

"To delete this messase."

Its like it went through an identity crisis and now it is trying to sound so more sophisticated with big fancy words, but it is just wasting my time.

They are having a Sound of Music sing-along at the Hollywood Bowl this summer! I need to find a kindred Sound of Music spirit...

Okay I didn't finish that last one, but here is my new one. I am going to see Mean Girls tonight. Yee!!! I am so excited.

Today I worked in the kitchen.

Yes today is a Friday, not a Thursday and I worked in the kitchen. After a year and a half I had too switch my shift. It felt strange. Got a phone call from Mary at 7:30

I just got a wedding invitation for Sarah Heng!!!

Go to the website and check out the pictures in the news section. They are hilair.

For beanie:

Hey there I am Patrick's number 1 goil!!!1!!! HE IS SO newsin' CUTE!!!!

Here is my top ten list of why Patrick is SOOO hot (sighs, giggles)

10. He is so mysterious... where the H-E-double hockey sticks is he? At first I was annoyed that his mother was always looking for him. I mean I was like she's your mom, give her a phone call or email, but then I thought, hmmm, what happened...

9. He is such a good dancer!!! I mean I am not sure, but I think I saw him dancing on the side once and it wasn't anyone I recognized him-- so maybe it was Patrick! And let's face it- if he sell's papes he MUST be a good dancer right? I mean unless he's Davey (sorry Davey fans:)

8. Okay, he is like really brave to take off on his own right? He's independent, he doesn't need his mother so he's not a Momma's boy, like Davey (sorry Davey fans:), but he must be a good son because she, like misses him and all. I'd miss him anyday!!!!

7. IS SPOT CONLON PATRICK?????!???! Okay this is the big mystery/conspracy. Who is patrick? Is he one of the newsies we know, who changed his name. Okay then--he can't be a Manhattan newsboy because his MOM looked there and didn't see him -- so maybe Brooklyn -- maybe SPOT! Goils!!! The names SPOT and Patrick BOTH have Ts and Ps. Plus SPOT spelled backwards is TOPS, which Patrick is definatly--TOPS!!!

6. Alright I know I am going to start a riot here, but I have to say it--Patrick is so much better than BLINK. Want proof?? Okay Blink has an eyepatch which means he's practically blind!! Okay is this the kind of boyfriend you want Mayor's daughters? He can't even tell you that you look hot in the short puffy skirt. Blink is also ALWAYS making dance mistakes. Okay they are like cute and all, but come on, learn the choreograhpy Blinky! Is your eyepatch getting in the way, can't see?!! I have never seen Patrick make a mistake dancing and I have never seen him where an eyepatch.

5. Not ONCE, does Patrick go after that dumb-b*** Sarah. I hate her. (ITS A HOTDOG!!!) Come to think of it, not ONCE does Denton go after Patrick like he does Davey (sorry Davey fans)

4. Is it me or do all the newsies have groady names like Itchy, Scratchy, Stinky, Snotty. I mean they sound like the seven dwarves of dirty boy land!!! Patrick is the name of a real man--a real big boy (like Davey says)

3. Okay he is so hot!!!!! Why?? Because he can be whatever I want baby.

2. Did I mention he is so hot? Hum-a-na, hum-a-na.

1. Jack's hair is slimey, Davey can't dance, Mush has fro, Blink is way overrated, Spot lives in BROOKLYN, Race is too old, Boots is too young, Dutchy can't spell, Specs can't ever get his frickin' glass, Snickery is to depressed, the rest--eh. Patrick is the ultimate newsie whiich is why I LUV PATRICK!!!!IAMPATRICK"S GOILLLLLLL!!!!

Want more Newsies?

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Sigh. I miss doughnut hole Thursdays.